You've come to the right place...

...but first, a few rules:

  1. Tell no one (ok, only those you truly trust).
  2. Ransom required.
  3. Exclusive access will be granted.
  4. Cooperation is rewarded.
  5. Occasional visitation rights.
  6. Transfer of the goods is always included.


Welcome to BLACKMAIL,
Membership uncompromised.


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